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Safety Demotivational Poster


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


GIRFRIENDS TOO -


TAGS: safety tips motifake psa
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:42 pm
I know Krav Maga; anyone trying to harm this young man is gonna get their a*ses kicked.
Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:28 pm
you're welcome. The being in the trunk part got my attention. Never thought of that
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:50 pm
Thanks for the safety tips Airman.


GUN SAFETY TRAINING -




Safety First -




WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.


TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? d***!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this ja****s was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.


FIRE SAFETY -


TAGS: fire extinguisher alarm safety plan
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:41 am
I wanted to use the word F**K but even I know motifake has its limits
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:11 pm
Cute.
MPsniper - December 21, 2011, 8:12 pm
5 alarms
Sho - December 21, 2011, 4:08 pm
Lmfao


TEARS -




GHILLIE SUIT - Is a type of camouflage designed to resemble heavy foliage, to conceal hunters, snipers, and GINGERS! C'MON OUT! WE SEE YOU IN THERE!




GLOCK -


TAGS: glock safety handgun crazy silly
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by TheScottsMan

MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 8:56 pm
LOL! Pretty much :)
TheScottsMan - April 3, 2012, 8:47 pm
Well, I guess I know why "Tool" is in your screen name.
MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 5:19 pm
Yeah, because the little trigger safety thingy would REALLY keep someone from pulling the trigger! geez!


Famous Last Words -


TAGS: guns children safety nra constitution
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 10:50 am
this all the victims fault, you're a range safety officer for a reason.
Greybeard - September 7, 2014, 5:37 am
Tragic incident. Most states do not allow children to start driving until they are 16. I believe guns should be the same. Both present a serious danger to adolescents.
Tyche - September 7, 2014, 1:04 am
Too soon, man. My sympathies to the girl and her family, and to the victim and his family. An Arizona resident who cares.


THE BEST WAY TO PROTECT YOUR CHILD - Is not to have one


TAGS: child safety
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by holymoly

holymoly - April 21, 2012, 12:59 pm
Loud and clear Mr O. I've got my own little boogers and life wouldn't be the same without em' I has a lesson on electron flow with the help of a copper box s***le....
holymoly - April 21, 2012, 12:58 pm
Loud and clear Mr O. I've got my own little boogers and life wouldn't be the same without em' I has a lesson on electron flow with the help of a copper box s***le....
GaryO - April 21, 2012, 12:54 pm
True, but so worth the risk. The parent learns to call these events ‘little adventures’….I recall a fingernail file, an outlet, a flash…then it got dark.
mariand - April 20, 2012, 5:35 pm
nice one...


COPYCAT -




HURRICANE ISAAC -




MAIL ORDER BRIDES - I Wonder If They Are Recyclable?




SAFETY IN NUMBERS - Someone yells "SHARK!!", we'll crap you an island.


TAGS: shark safety africa
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Zetmonk

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:04 am
I can see one who's not r5nning :)


FIRE FIGHTING - Screw this!! FIX BYONETS!




SAFE WORKING PRACTICE. WELDING WITHOUT PROPER SAFETY CLOTHING -




ID CARDS -




C H I L D R E N - If we're not careful, who will fund our Social Security?


TAGS: kids children driving safety funny
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by The Great Whamini

The Great Whamini - February 24, 2010, 9:29 pm
It's fakery. I ph**ographed 3 identical neighborhood signs, grafted the numbers to purposely appear to have ammended the kid population down, and the please is painted using Paint. The dates are arbitrary. The scene is from Owensboro, KY.
Treehodger - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm
So many comments. All I truly want to know is where this is at.


REALIZATION -


TAGS: camp fire safety
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:37 am
Nice. Fire.
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 1:50 am
Thanks Haar. Not my find. ‘Twas a poster evolution thread contest….sure nice to see an ancient return with the good stuff. Welcome back.
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 12:36 am
Beauty!
GaryO - July 2, 2012, 12:45 pm
Oh, man, I know. I have a cabin in the high desert. Fire season is whenever there’s no snow on the ground. My heart, goes out to your area and my fire fighting friends.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:20 am
nicely done, but I won't show it to any fellow Coloradoans.. a little touchy subject here right now
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 10:20 pm
Thanks, Mao. Cheers
maoworks2 - July 1, 2012, 9:19 pm
Very Nice !
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 8:34 pm
Thank you, laddie, thank you very much
Rick69 - July 1, 2012, 8:05 pm
Once again: Splendid... : )
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 2:22 pm
Thanx sir Ugmiester
ughomer - July 1, 2012, 2:10 pm
A 5L KNEE-SLAPPER.


THE WICKED WITCH OF LOS ANGELES -




PLEASE BE SAFE - Always wear a condiment




SAFETY - i hope he didnt forget to empty the cartridge


TAGS: fail safety gun shoot kill motifake
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by maker321

Nagard - June 22, 2010, 9:19 am
Read the text: The bolt is removed *facepalm*


H1N1 PREVENTION 101 -




HEALTH & SAFETY - When reaching for the stars, always use a sturdy stepladder.




DON'T BLINK -


TAGS: safety eyes army war death
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 2:23 pm
I have, and always figured him Air Force; plus, the name 'n all. ;) I'm really surprised the Apache sunset pic for REWARDS (#147312) hadn't been used, and that they weren't all winners (#30512). But, that was a looong time ago...
Sho - January 25, 2012, 11:38 am
You think HE likes the army.....you should look at Airman's posters
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 8:30 am
Thanks! :D No preference, actually. Just found some really cool military pics that happened to feature such. *shrug*
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 9:17 pm
man, you post good stuff, but you sure like the army


LIFE OR DEATH - It brings out the worst in people


TAGS: airline safety card worst people oxygen mask fire crash brace airplane
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by WTF

Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
I kind of wish the last cell in the middle row for fire (Where the adult and kid sit). I wish the adult was using the kid as a human shield from the flames. That would be hysterical. Regardless, 5Ls!


SAFETY FIRST - And you thought you had it bad.




NOT SAFE FOR WORK - "I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things." (Alan Coren)




FAIL - Some people just don't know when to give up.


TAGS: safety
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Chris St.Peter

stickyninja - August 19, 2009, 3:44 am
itll never work without the aloe vera
Seven - January 29, 2009, 12:03 am
yeah, that dude needs some superglue and duct ***e before they even GET to the cpr part


BUCKLE UP ! -


TAGS: seatbelt safety tin foil hat
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:47 am
Shoulder belt? You mean the ***bie protector? Thank God Ralph Nader had a passion for bre***esses. In other words, seat belts are for girls! Same goes for motorcycle helmets.


COOLNESS - No! BRO! in order 2B COOL! You have to "POP" Your collar




SECURITY -


TAGS: security safety anti social courage people
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:28 pm
Smart little lion tamer! ^!
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 2:11 pm

That's what I said. Thank you!
Rick69 - February 29, 2016, 1:23 pm
Woah...


SECURE -


TAGS: secure safety pins love
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Airman - November 10, 2010, 6:54 pm
2 chicks man
Faceplant31 - November 10, 2010, 6:47 pm
@ airman - at that rate it better be anything you want to f*cking call it!
rerun - November 10, 2010, 6:45 pm

nope, it is considered ownership
Airman - November 10, 2010, 6:44 pm
Is $1000 a night considered Love?


O. S. H. A. - We Don't Need No Stinking O. S. H. A.




SAFETY -




THE GENE POOL -


TAGS: stupidity safety humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 1, 2013, 12:51 pm

.22s OK? They're cheapest...oh...you meant DRINKS! Water for EVERYBODY!
5150monkeylove - May 31, 2013, 9:52 pm
RL, I can just guide them to my mom... the rest of the horror is up to them. COC, I love a good pun!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 3:27 pm
Due to his lack of keen prudency, Albert was about to set off a CHAIN of events that horrified everyone who SAW. It all happened here, in the Twilight Zone.
Reality Lord - May 31, 2013, 2:59 pm

does she know about the new "you buy first rounds" initiation fee. for all returning members. plz see monkeylove regarding this :)
5150monkeylove - May 31, 2013, 12:30 pm
Gary secretly related to Yoda is. Welcome Back Ig, 5 Lopped off goodie bags
GaryO - May 31, 2013, 11:32 am
Yeah, you need to pop into the forum and talk about it....please. cheers
lgvernon - May 31, 2013, 11:06 am

Thanks, GaryO. It's been a long time~~
GaryO - May 31, 2013, 8:49 am
…and I’ll just continue with my comment word scramble…’got a shoht another in the arm’???…I’m going now to comment quitting
GaryO - May 31, 2013, 8:38 am
And this poster site just got a sh** another in the arm. Welcome back Vernon!
maoworks2 - May 31, 2013, 7:58 am
Very Funny, Chilled To The Bone ! 5 RPM L


Workplace Safety -


TAGS: warning signs messages workplace safety
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:17 am
Sadly, no.
steve1961 - September 2, 2013, 10:18 pm
Am I the only one who would actually try and do that?


TAKE IT EASY -


TAGS: safety first girls cubby
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Reality Lord - July 16, 2010, 2:09 pm

she doesn't mean great...she mean HOLY CRAPPOLA THIS IS SO FRICKIN AWESOME!!!!!"
Sparrowgirl - July 16, 2010, 2:17 am
This is great!
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 8:57 pm
LOL...5 wet poodles


OSHA WHAT? -


TAGS: safety regulations my as
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

MissRed - May 20, 2010, 11:35 am
Nice image


TURN OVER -




SAFETY IN NUMBERS -


TAGS: safety independence neener stands alone
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Neener

Neener - October 27, 2010, 6:48 pm
A BIG thanks to Cranky on this for helping me put a coherent thought together.
spacedog - October 27, 2010, 6:47 pm
I like it Neener.


ENSURING YOUR SAFETY - Our number one concern is that YOU do YOUR job, Mom.


TAGS: mom parent dad safety fail owned
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Fatt Matt - December 22, 2009, 11:35 am
I like it!


SAFETY - first?


TAGS: safety first car
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by James

agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
Easy to mock them... but after you lose a few poles, you'd be taking extra measures, too!


PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION -


TAGS: safety tips
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

5150monkeylove - January 30, 2011, 3:26 am
????
Talis Briedis - January 30, 2011, 3:03 am
here are an astounding 16 votes on this one! WOW! from all 30 moderators....


EMERGENCY EXIT - Safety first


TAGS: emergency exit safety
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by gatewayasteroid

Iconoclast - November 13, 2010, 5:05 pm
Take a walk through your schools and check out how many of the doors are chained shut. School security drives the fire code inspectors crazy - should get parents upset too.
TheOne - November 13, 2010, 11:42 am
I'd say its not bad 4/5 :P


SAFETY 1ST PSA - Please, For The Love Life Buckle Up The Most Sacred Amongst Us.


TAGS: safety 1st
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by rerun

Bloodcrow - April 4, 2012, 10:34 am
i would say this was smart i mean hell think about it imagine getting into a head on collision you wont be a happy camper dying from being impaled from a keg.
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 9:50 am
I like how the small one is in the Child Seat. 5 Foamy Heads
rerun - February 22, 2010, 7:58 pm

well, I am pretty close to Dallas.....too soon?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 7:57 pm
I just have to remember... Americans get 5... Canadians, 3.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 7:55 pm
LOL... I should've known that Rerun F Kennedy would figure me out!
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 7:50 pm
thanks for the warning ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 7:47 pm
That's why I stayed out of it .Yankee f***ers!!!....I'll be back later.
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 7:43 pm
In my aunts mustang you have to buckle up your 24 or the seat belt buzzer wont shut up. as soon as their is weight on the seat iy needs to be buckled up


SAFETY FIRST - The Golden Rule!!!




NOR COOKIES - I think if he had added that, we'd all be a lot more free.


TAGS: ben franklin cookies liberty safety humor doris
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Bob Chin - July 2, 2009, 1:33 pm
Nor Beer!


Gun Control Policy -




Raising Arizona -


TAGS: parents parenting children guns safety
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Thedge - September 6, 2014, 7:09 pm
Was the shooting instructor's error, methinks.Ya do NOT give a fully loaded, fully auto weapon to anyone, regardless of age. One round at a time, until competent and confident. Stupid mistake on his part.


Playing With Fire -


TAGS: crazy people burning bridges prevention following safety
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 1:51 pm
Oh Jesus...you know us crazies always seem to fall on our feet ready to go once again! Kinda like you and the whole cross thingy...teehee. Thanks for the vote!
JesusWept - January 26, 2014, 12:59 pm
Why not make a few cuts in those ropes instead? Might get rid of a few crazies for good that way *evil grin*. L L L L L


Darwinism -


TAGS: evolution idiot stupid charles safety mechanism
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by vindicator

vindicator - August 21, 2014, 10:21 am
huh?
Reality Lord - August 21, 2014, 6:51 am

darwinism fail...they were old enough to pass along the stupid gene :)


Best Before Dates -




SAFETY DANCE -




Safety -


TAGS: duckling crocodile safety leap
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Sho - April 28, 2014, 2:28 pm
Looks like Mr Gator there is dying to meet me
steve1961 - April 28, 2014, 12:32 pm
Sorry. "Ashson".
steve1961 - April 28, 2014, 12:31 pm
...since ducks can fly, I think Ashton is referring to the leaping gator to look before he leaps cuz the duck happens to be the master of the macabre, Sho...Poor, foolish...Handbag...I mean 'Gator'...
GaryO - April 28, 2014, 9:25 am
Yup, that w/be the obvious thought (yawn). Now, if both said ‘DUCK!’, at least it’d create smiles....maybe.


EUROPE -


TAGS: europe european union rope safety hanging
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by steph1

Bolverk37782 - May 28, 2011, 7:37 pm
Except for the MEP’s, who use it to tie closed the bags they have stuffed full of the cash they have claimed as expenses!!!:-P
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 6:00 pm
wierd fact: nearly 30 people each year try to commit suicide with bb guns
justme - May 26, 2011, 12:19 pm
actually america is number one in suicides... so i think that we in europe use it for a safety line ;)


IF WE DON'T NOBODY WILL -




HONG KONG - I'm Guessing They Dont Like Street Lights




LADIES AND GENTLEMEN -




EDUCATION -


TAGS: safety in numbers isnt safety at all penguins
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 8:04 pm
Lemmings are wussies!


GUN SAFETY -


TAGS: safety in general either you re for it or against it
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by sickartist

teapit - July 3, 2011, 6:06 am
if you dont trust civilians to be armed, i suggest you move to a country that agrees with you, like saudi arabia, or communist china ;)
teapit - July 3, 2011, 6:05 am
statistics provided by who? the brady campaign? /fail ;)
teapit - July 3, 2011, 6:05 am
LOL. /fail communist, if you dont like armed civilians i suggest you never visit the USA.
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:31 pm
Why is it the only people who want a load of guns are the people I would least trust with them?
fred - March 15, 2010, 12:48 am
It's a funny poster :-) - could be true too!
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 7:26 pm
Just as you have a way of intruding reality on humor.
fred - January 5, 2010, 7:23 pm
The people usually killed by those who keep a gun for safety, are their own family. Statistics have a disturbing way of intruding reality on ones fantasies.
Me_ - January 5, 2010, 6:58 pm
By the time you pulled it out you would already be dead. As far as being concealed, who care as long as you do not get caught.
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 4:18 pm
You can always get a concealed weapons permit in the states. Unless you're a convicted felon. d***...
Derek - January 5, 2010, 4:16 pm
Fantastic! You'd be able to kill a whole classroom of gun-carrying students before they could reach for their weapons!
aesop's folly - January 5, 2010, 4:06 pm
concealed firearms are illegal unless you are an officer. and even that is small .cal pistols and revolvers


SAFETY - You're doing it wrong!




SAFETY -


TAGS: safety illusion its an fire escape falling death
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by wingxxzero

Anonymous2 - February 16, 2010, 8:22 pm
HOLY CRAP! Someone using a sh** from "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"?


SAFETY FIRST - Isn't city life great.




gun and scatalogical refrence? REDBOX! -


TAGS: gun safety what s that
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 19, 2017, 1:12 pm
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - May 19, 2017, 7:09 am
Excellent, UP yours
mizzdizz - May 18, 2017, 9:49 pm
LOL!
Silverheart - May 18, 2017, 8:46 pm

Sometimes getting a redbox is a crapshoot.


SAFETY FIRST -


TAGS: safety first mouse
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by aicraven

Oldsod - December 17, 2014, 6:29 am
Had that pic for years...it used to be my wallpaper...never thought of it for a 'Fake. NIcely done!
MissPriss - December 16, 2014, 5:32 pm
That's 5L giggle material
Thedge - December 16, 2014, 8:07 am
Seconded. 5L also.
Reality Lord - December 16, 2014, 5:51 am

very cute. welcome to the site first timer


And thou shalt followeth all safety precautions -




Accomplishment -


TAGS: calendar carsh public safety police
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 1:54 am
LOL! and if you muck it up bad enough? Your tell will become a station house legend, told for years and years around the coffee pot! 5L yuk-yuk!


Epilepsy -


TAGS: awarness safety epilepsy corner hammy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - March 18, 2016, 11:27 pm
Why thank you, it feels as comfy as ever, there's still vomit in that corner still.
Hawamleh - March 18, 2016, 11:26 pm
Oh yes I will, I abstain now. It's part of my GA meetings. I miss you as well old mentor/ Irritee
mizzdizz - March 17, 2016, 11:39 pm
Welcome back, Hammie!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 17, 2016, 8:17 pm
I apologize for the late response..I was tending to the goats.....Stay Away From The Goats!!! Miss you old Friend/irritant.
Hawamleh - March 16, 2016, 9:40 pm
Bovine sensei you honour me with your words.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 16, 2016, 8:56 pm
Hey little buddy. 5L


another safety breifing -


TAGS: army military safetybriefing funny
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

MPsniper - February 20, 2016, 4:21 pm
thx
mizzdizz - February 17, 2016, 9:02 pm
GROOOAAAAAN! I forgot about those! LOL! ^!
rerun - February 17, 2016, 6:53 pm

No pressure or anything, but this would be nice on stupidhumans....just saying
spacedog - February 17, 2016, 6:31 pm
Nice one.
lgvernon - February 17, 2016, 6:29 pm

Good to see you around, MP! Oh, I like this poster, too. A WAY UP vote from me.


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